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Way back in the dark ages known as last August, I was leading a pub crawl for new graduate and professional students at my school.  I love beer, meeting new people, and the opportunities for gaming afforded by leading a pub crawl, so naturally, I’m the man for this job.  The night is going well, and I’m meeting plenty of new prospects, but as the night goes on, I realize I should start stepping up my game.  So at one of the bars I start talking to this cute little blonde.  Now anyone who isn’t a complete retard could figure out what I was doing, but one of the townies I had talked to comes up to me, and asks “So you macking it to this fly honey right here?”.  What the fuck dude!?  Really?!  Way to trigger her slut defense!  It’s not like he whispered it to me; he seemed to be trying to say it in my ear but he still said it in a loud drunken voice.  He totally took me out of my frame for a second, but I just nodded and he went away.  I still managed to get the number, but wanted to gouge this bastards eyes out.
 
Fast forward an hour, and I’m at the last bar with what had to be the hottest girl who showed up all night.  She remembered me from a previous event and latched onto me as soon as she saw me.  I’m sitting with her at the bar, while sending pitchers back to my fellow students.  Again, anyone who wasn’t retarded could figure out exactly what was going on.  But here comes Captain Cockblock rearing his ugly head again.  What do you think he did?  Yep, same fucking thing.  Comes up behind us and asks “So you macking it to this fly honey right here?”.  I barely controlled my anger and just ignored him this time.  Again, I got the number, but missed the same night lay due to the incessant cockblocking of her army of beta male orbiters.
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